Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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