Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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