I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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