He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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