Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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