He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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