My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
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STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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