so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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