Christians are straight up FREAKS
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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