so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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