so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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