The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
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she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
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I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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