Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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