i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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