Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
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I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
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I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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