I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
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that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
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I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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