butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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