K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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