the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
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She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
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Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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