That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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