Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
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Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
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i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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