Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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