I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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