I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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