Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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