i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
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I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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