I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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