He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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