my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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