The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
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Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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