I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
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imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
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I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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