you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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