so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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