Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Randomize
