haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
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I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
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We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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