She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
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What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
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We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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