Just cropdusted the office
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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