He is an equal opportunity slut.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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