I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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