a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I think i got beer on your cat.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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