yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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