no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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