Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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