Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
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Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
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I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
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