Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
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I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
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Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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