i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
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He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
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My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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