Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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