I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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