I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
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If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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