How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
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i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
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Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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