I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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