I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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