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Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
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A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
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Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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