So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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