Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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