doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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