i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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