Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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